About Me

Prior to my current job I was managing jack-in-the-boxes in Cuba. Crossed the country donating circus clowns in Gainesville, FL. Once had a dream of marketing jack-in-the-boxes in Bethesda, MD. Once had a dream of testing the market for rocking horses in the financial sector. Earned praise for lecturing about tobacco in Washington, DC. At the moment I’m short selling jungle gyms in Deltona, FL.